Everything

Oct 19

kishiremypantera:

‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life

Oct 19

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

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I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

Oct 18

burgrs:

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

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Oct 18

snorlaxatives:

the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school

Oct 18

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

Oct 18
Oct 18

Don’t fuck with boys who:

thedangerousautumn:

* are mean to their mothers
* are against feminism
* only want you for your body
* will/are leading you on
* think you owe them something
* think they are entitled to your body

Oct 18

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

Oct 18

shararmastus:

rachelemerita this is me. Omg.

Oct 18
theguywholikesfans:

omgbuglen:

We bought alien balloons.

when u mom come home and make too much hte spagheti

theguywholikesfans:

omgbuglen:

We bought alien balloons.

when u mom come home and make too much hte spagheti